Grumpy Old Pottermaniacs

Why this is an extra pseudo-cartoon and not a regular cartoon:

A. Because it fulfils a shameless desire from the creator of these cartoons to express her strong feelings against the Potter movies.
B. Because it's not even funny.
C. Because Michael 'DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHECUP????' Gambon is. Just. Terrible. As. Dumbledore.
D. Because the aforesaid creator of these cartoons is still going to go see the wretched production today so it's not even reflective of reality.

Do YOU want to profess your hatred for the accursed movies? let's all be grumpy together.

Endangered Species

First published in TCS Michaelmas Issue 8, 2010

Personally, I'd keep the monkey.

The Grand Theory of Utter Bollocks

Having wasted quite a lot of nights noting down hundreds of pages of atrociously badly written, completely insane stories in the heat of a ferocious bout of midnight inspiration, I've now learnt to restrain myself and not turn on my laptop when I wake up having just had the idea of the century that's going to turn me into an instant Nobel Prize winner.

(Stephenie Meyer, unfortunately, hasn't.)