Wet Blue Dreams

First published in TCS Lent Issue 8, 2010

Of course Tim would get wet dreams about Avatar. It's so seriously sexy.

[Cut scene from Avatar]

Neytiri - We don't do sex on Pandora, oh no. Sex is so uncool and so not 3D. No, we do hair. Hair is the new sex. And we're so open about it we do hair with everything we can find - trees, banshees, horses, people, chairs, lamps, shoes, everything. Let's do hair together and it'll seal our relationship.

Jake - But I've just done hair with my ikran, like, just now.

Neytiri - That's ok. Like I said, we're totally open to multiple hair relationships.

Jake - Wait, have you got a hairdom? Cause I don't want to catch a hairly transmitted disease.