It's Just an Optical Illusion

Say bye to Bertie! he's going back to his attic to do maths.

The Incredible Truth

FYI, Bertie is playing the new Nintendo 2DS. Amazing.

On Beauty

I love fruitflies because they're like small X-men but without the pyrotechnics.

That awkward moment when a scientist tries to act normal

Once I went to a friend's place and he was a scientist and on his desk was a book which was solely devoted to Rubik's Cube algorithms. True story.

An Alien Guest

Next time, the Arrival of Cousin Bertie. Arts & Humanities students, tremble.