Peaceful Protest

First published in TCS Lent Issue 7, 2011

For those who don't know, last week 2 students who were peacefully protesting against cuts were illegally arrested and peppersprayed in Kings' College by the police.

Endangered Species

First published in TCS Michaelmas Issue 8, 2010

Personally, I'd keep the monkey.

Prime Concerns

First published in TCS Easter Issue 1, 2010

Politicians just don't address important issues. Once I emailed the Cambridge MP to complain about the daily amount of junk mail we get and he replied 'I know, it's annoying innit.' So now I have to sit by the window and throw stones at the Domino Pizza guy when he walks up to the house to try and rape my mailbox.

Prime Minister. Poke back.

First published in TCS Lent Issue 4, 2010

What do YOU put on Facebook? How can you be sure it won't be used against you when you become famous some day when you're all grown-up? Your friends will become your enemies. Your computer will be hacked into. Your photos will be stolen. Your life will become HELL.

Oh wait, that's just what 'being famous' means. With or without facebook.